Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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