and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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