But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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