and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
is wine microwaveable?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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