if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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