lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
