thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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