i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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