Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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