what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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