Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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