i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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