ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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