It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
