Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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