So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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