he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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