Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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