at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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