so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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