i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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