Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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