According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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