The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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