I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
