He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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