Those balls look pretty dangerous.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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