You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
