It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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