How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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