That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I've blown a few things in my day
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Randomize
