mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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