i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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