Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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