I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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