I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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