We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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