Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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