You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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