And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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