All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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