thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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