the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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