I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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