Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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