pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
What a fucking waste of an outfit
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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