Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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