Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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