She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Four minutes until I can fart!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
