My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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