I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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