Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
